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Admittedly, it was certainly more the
result of 'dumb-luck' rather than any flying skills possessed
by Zimmerman, but after so many attempts at combat,
sooner or later, one of them, either John
Dussold or Shaun
Zimmerman, would eventually get a streamer cut or
they would end up having a mid-air collision that would
send both aircraft into oblivion.
Zimmerman stated that
he was following the strategic combat advice provided
by his Father, Stan
Zimmerman (former U.S. Marine and
"Spotter" for award-winning R/C Combat Pilot,
Danny Wilson, both of Muncie, Indiana). Using that
advice, Zimmerman was able to score a decisive and clean
streamer cut, much to the consternation of fellow
competitor, Dussold.
Some witnesses at the field believe that
after the streamer cut was made, Dussold actually dove
his airplane, NOT at Zimmerman's Combat Gremlin, but at
Zimmerman himself! Of course, Zimmerman was too busy
flying victory rolls over the runway in front of the
mass of people gathered at the field that fateful
evening while yelling - "Woo-Hoo!"
- to notice
that he may have been the target of an attack
(collectively all of us should probably take those terrorist
threat level colors more seriously, after all,
Dussold did intentionally choose the orange-colored
streamer. Orange
representing a higher level of danger than the yellow-colored
streamer selected by Zimmerman).
Between victory shouts, Zimmerman was
also busy pleading for someone to please pick up his
camera and take a picture of his Gremlin before it ran
out of fuel, before the streamer fell off and before
Dussold could catch back up and reclaim his fallen
streamer (vicariously representing bruised feelings
and/or ego). Fortunately for Zimmerman; Chris Byrd (R/C
Helicopter Pilot - "Launcher" of Gremlin
Combat airplanes - and Glamour/Fashion
Photographer - yes, we're serious) was on
hand!
While not within the realm of his usual
photographic subjects (obvious, because he kept saying;
"Work it, Baby, WORK IT!" as Zimmerman would
fly the Gremlin past him), Byrd quickly picked up the
camera and was able to successfully snap the following
three photographs of Zimmerman's Gremlin proudly
sporting Dussold's streamer around it's mid-section,
much like a Prize Fighter after a Championship Boxing
match holding up a victory belt before the cheering
crowd; yet somehow different.
With the SWEET taste of victory still
lingering, Zimmerman quickly realized that despite what
were previously considered - amicable - attempts at R/C
combat, some people (okay, Dussold) seemed to take their
losses rather personally. Zimmerman reportedly said;
"GOSH!" It was also announced that the combat
competition would be extended into a best of a 2-out-of-3 contest
(unless Dussold wins the next two, then it will be a
3-out-of-5 and so on).
Current score as of August 11, 2005;
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Dussold - 0
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Zimmerman - 1
EDITOR'S NOTE: Upon further review of
the video, officials have determined that the alleged
attempt on Zimmerman's life was simply the result of a
high-speed stall as Dussold was pulling out of a loop as
part of normal combat maneuvers, it was NOT the result
of a flight-path flown while consumed by the rage of
retaliatory anger and at no time were any A.M.A.
safety rules compromised and all suspicions of
Dussold's intentions have been cleared. No suspensions,
drug tests or fines will be issued.
However, we
encourage you to check back for a non-related, follow-up,
investigative story, about possible steroid or other
performance-enhancing drug use among R/C Pilots. It's a trend that has
blackened the eye of Professional Sports and, sadly, may
be filtering down onto combat flight-lines across
America in an attempt to improve combat flight skills -
maybe
(Click
here to see an example of the large muscles we're
talking about and also notice the color of the shirt!).
Now, finally, the winning
photographs... ;-)
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